Saturday, January 12, 2008

"This is THE REMIXED The Remix"

Well, The Suburban Dictionary is back. Actually, correction. The Suburban Dictionary is now closed and down, now that it has been raped, pillaged, and deflowered by the incessant and infiltrated posting of who knows what is out there in cyberspace. So, in order to reaffirm our vernacular proweress, Jenee and I are introducing the newly revised, second edition of the Suburban Dictionary:

sd2:deflowered

That's right.

Suburban Dictionary 2: Deflowered.

Shall we explain the naming?

We think not.

Look forward to new and exciting words and phrases, and feel free to look back at the words of our collegiate past.

Love, peace, and sadiddiness.

PS - Some of the links may either be dead, or linked back to our beloved first SD. At any rate, you will, in some way or another, be able to satisfy your thirst for the knowledge of this flowery and expressive language.

Conversize

08.12.05

(v.) To excercise lightly or appear to be excersizing while talking with a friend. Most commonly done by Vera Bradley toting, pearl wearing sorority girls at Fike who aren't really there to work out, but only there to check guys out and gossip.

origin: Jeremy "Creepy Carl" Tighe

Look at those to Snap Bid Pi hobitches over there conversizing! They know good and well you can't do the elliptical in pearls!

Hamil

Wicked

07.13.05

Hey you two! :)

How is summer? I miss you guys. New Hampshire is pretty lonely.

I think you should add "wicked" to your dictionary. Uses-"wicked pissa" which translates to "very cool" (pissa = cool in Italian). I say "wicked awesome" and "wicked scuzzy." I dunno. Just a thought. Keep up the good work. :-D

See you soon!

---Tine

Inbred Ox

07.12.05

Inbred ox: Jay's word for a beast of a male specimen; usually dumb as an ox as well

Quame (kwa-may)

07.05.05

(adj.) excessively ghetto to the point of your own Grandmother's embarassment

origin: Mike Jones/ Samotria's cousin, son of THEOFALIS?!?!? We were trying to come up with the ghetto equivalent to Billy Ray and this word just happened one night while we were watching the BET awards.

Mike Jones is so quame'.

Jenee'

12

07.05.05

(adj.) describing individuals or actions that are way too trivial, petty, immature, and/or skeezish for their age

origin: My lil sister and I started saying this about someone who we thought was really hot but hella immature...

I can't believe you write about how you don't like other people's blogs in your blog! That's so 12!

Jenee'

Amagee (ah-maj-ee)

07.05.05

(adj.) to be excessively fine, to be beautiful in a masculine way

origin: Me, The Samotria Holmes, and Moesha the TV show

Ooh girl I saw this dude at the club and he was big supa amagee.

Jenee'